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date : 2004-01-09 |
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A preacher from Arizona, Keith Shepherd, sent me this wonderful joke. Do you understand it?
¹Ì±¹ ¾Æ¸®Á¶³ªÁÖ¿¡ Àִ Ŷ ¼¼ÆÛµå¶ó´Â ÀüµµÀÚ°¡ ´ÙÀ½°ú °°Àº Àç¹ÌÀÖ´Â À̾߱⸦ º¸³»¿Ô½À´Ï´Ù.
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in the classroom.
The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
¾î´À ³¯ ¿©¼¸ »ì ³ ¿©ÀÚ ¾ÆÀ̰¡ ±³½Ç¿¡ ¾É¾Æ ÀÖ¾ú´Âµ¥ ¼±»ý´ÔÀÌ "ÁøÈ·Ð"¿¡ °üÇØ ¼³¸íÇÏ·Á°í Çß½À´Ï´Ù.
The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
¼±»ý´ÔÀÌ ²¿¸¶ ¼Ò³â¿¡°Ô ¹¯½À´Ï´Ù: Åä¹Ì¾ß, ¹Û¿¡ ÀÖ´Â ³ª¹«°¡ º¸ÀÌ´Ï?
Tommy: Yes.
Åä¹Ì: ³×
Teacher: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
¼±»ý´Ô: Åä¹Ì¾ß, ¹Û¿¡ ÀÖ´Â Àܵ𵵠º¸ÀÌ´Ï?
Tommy: Yes.
Åä¹Ì: ±×·³¿ä.
Teacher: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
¼±»ý´Ô: ±×·³ ¹Û¿¡ ³ª°¡¼ ÇÏ´ÃÀ» º¼ ¼ö ÀÖ´ÂÁö ÃÄ´Ùº¼·¡?
Tommy:OK. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
Åä¹Ì: ¾Ë¾Ò¾î¿ä. (¸î ºÐ ÈÄ¿¡ µ¹¾Æ¿Í¼´Â) ³×, ÇÏ´ÃÀ» º¸¾Ò¾î¿ä.
Teacher: Did you see God?
¼±»ý´Ô: ³Ê Çϳª´Ô º¸¾Ò´Ï?
Tommy: No.
Åä¹Ì: ¾Æ´Ï¿ä
Teacher: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there, he doesn't exist.
¼±»ý´Ô: ±×°Ô ³»°¡ ¸»ÇϰíÀÚ ÇÏ´Â ¿äÁ¡À̶õ´Ù. Çϳª´ÔÀº ¾ø±â ¶§¹®¿¡ ¾È º¸ÀÌ´Â °Å¾ß.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed, so the little girl asked the boy:
±×·¯ÀÚ ÇÑ ¼Ò³à°¡ ÀϾ¼ ±× ¼Ò³â¿¡°Ô Áú¹®À» ÇÏ°í ½Í´Ù°í Çß½À´Ï´Ù.
¼±»ý´ÔÀÌ Çã¶ôÇÏÀÚ ±× ¾î¸° ¼Ò³à°¡ ¼Ò³â¿¡°Ô ´ÙÀ½°ú °°ÀÌ Áú¹®À» ´øÁý´Ï´Ù.
Little girl: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
¾î¸° ¼Ò³à: Åä¹Ì¾ß, ¹Û¿¡ ÀÖ´Â ³ª¹«°¡ º¸ÀÌ´Ï?
Tommy: Yes.
Åä¹Ì: ±×·³.
Little girl: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
¾î¸° ¼Ò³à: Åä¹Ì, ¹Û¿¡ ÀÖ´Â Àܵ𵵠º¸ÀÌ´Ï?
Tommy: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time)
Åä¹Ì: ±×·¸´Ù´Ï±î...... (À̹ø¿¡´Â Áú¹®¿¡ Â¥ÁõÀ» ³Â´Ù)
Little girl: Did you see the sky?
¾î¸° ¼Ò³à: ³Ê ÇÏ´Ã ¹Ù¶óº¸¾ÒÁö?
Tommy: Yessssss
Åä¹Ì: ±×·¨´ëµÎ.
Little girl: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
¾î¸° ¼Ò³à: ³Ê ¼±»ý´ÔÀ» º¸°í ÀÖ´Ï?
Tommy: Yes
Åä¹Ì: ±×·¡.
Little girl: Do you see her brain?
¾î¸° ¼Ò³à: ³Ê ¼±»ý´Ô ³ú¸¦ º¼ ¼ö ÀÖ´Ï?
Tommy: No
Åä¹Ì: ¾Æ´Ï.
Little girl: Does that mean she doesn't have one?
¾î¸° ¼Ò³à: ±×·¸´Ù¸é ±×°Ç ¹Ù·Î ¼±»ý´Ô¿¡°Ô ³ú°¡ ¾ø´Ù´Â Áõ°Å°¡ µÈ´Ù´Ï? |
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